Ah, Cockney Steve is back.
I do think you need to have flown an aircraft (as a pilot) before making analysis of how good that aircraft is.
I'm still intrigued by the certainty of your conviction measured against the fact that you've never actually flown in a helicopter, even as a passenger!
Oh, and there are some really big, really serious, and very expensive teetering head helicopters out there... No, really, there are...
In a slightly more friendly continuation, why don't you buy yourself a 30 minute hands-on flight lesson in an R44. Chance of death, almost zero - chance of fun, 100%!