After being married for thirty years, the airline captain’s wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said: “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asked... “What does that mean?”
He replied: “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.”
She smiled happily and exclaimed... “Oh, that’s so lovely! What about I, J, and K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family Jewels.