Today, I had "HMRC. NO REPL
AY "
Yep, they got the last bit right!
Youngest son worked for a couple of major ISP's , working/running their Abuse Dept. His job was to trap and trace spambots and malware. he often had flat denials from the machine owners and delighted in repeating verbatim the most salacious and pornographic adverts their machine was sending.....he then said, I will give you 24 hours to get your machine cleaned, after that, your Internet Connection WILL be terminated and you will be barred from all UK ISP's.
AFAIK, he never had to terminate anybody.