cucuotto,
Your post seems a tad idiotic to me. Surely you have to gain an airside pass where you come from? I would imagine they do a background check on you too.... just wondering how they achieve this without being able to verify your whereabouts or activity over the last few years?
If you can produce a letter or certificate from the police stating that you have had no criminal activity whilst residing in the UAE, then the security checks are much more straight forward.
As for the Windsors......WTF?