Dougie M/Kilwhang
I was lucky enough to be one of the engs on a global which went through Guam. The current SMO had blagged his way on to the trip to "study crew fatigue". He never studied anything when we were airborne as he was always asleep having gone out with us in the evening. At Guam I was at a table with him and Mick Bedford (our Loadie) when the stripper appeared on roller boots! Needles to say we were impressed the Doc muttered something about skin tone, but couldn't speak properly as his tongue was dragging on the floor. She performed some amazing manoeuvres on the rollers but then did something for which Mick could never forgive her. She at this juncture was starkers, and was rolling backwards whilst holding her ankles. Shall we say that Mick was impressed that she winked at him, but then lost his cool when she over-estimate distances and crashed into our table! The place fell about laughing and hooting but Mick was really upset........she had knocked his beer over!!!!!!