Compressor stall... Yes. Valid point.
nike.... Happy to oblige.
xkred27... Send me a PM, I'll shout you a chardonnay, and we can compare resumes - I've enjoyed my life, I hope you have too.
Winstun... Good advice, as good as any other on this thread.
Jamair... I'm sure your 30 page CV would be a good read.
Lefthanded_Rock_Thrower, nike and dogimed (also anyone else this may apply to)... It's nice to know there's a sense of humour out there! (Otherwise insert key into clockwork mechanism and turn... A wind up, well 50% maybe. A cup of tea, a bex, and a good lie down?)
Once again, my apologies for letting my lower class schooling get the better of me (might have had something to do with a good friends funeral, a shocking mood, and thoughts of my own mortallity).
The best resume is the one that arrives when you need it, and says what you want to hear.