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Old 4th Jun 2003, 14:26
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Dogimed
 
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Romanes eunt domum.
Dogimed What's this then? Romanes eunt domus. People called Romanes they go
the house?
CFI It, it says 'Romans go home'.
DOG No it doesn't. What's latin for 'Roman'? Come on...
CFI aaah.
DOG Come on.
CFI Ah! Romanus?
DOG Goes like?
CFI Annus?
DOG Vocative plural of 'annus' is?
CFI Anni?
DOG Romani. [He crosses out the 'es' and writes in 'i'.]
Eunt? What is eunt?
CFI Go.
DOG Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
CFI Uh. Ire - Uh... eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
DOG So eunt is?
CFI Ah, Uh, Third person plural of present indicative. They go.
DOG But Romans go home is an order, so you must use the?
--------[Dogimed lifts CFI by the sideburns... nasty, eh?]
CFI The imperative.
DOG Which is?
CFI Ahm. Oh, oh, um... I, I.
DOG How many Romans?
CFI Ah. Plural, plural... ite, ite.
DOG Ite. [He again corrects the writing on the wall.]
Domus? Nomonative? 'Go home'? This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
CFI Dative, sir.
--------[Dogimed takes out his weapon, and holds it to CFI's throat.]
Ahh. No, not dative, not the dative, sir. Oh, Ah. Uh.
The accusative accusative. Ah, Domum, sir. Ab domum! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
DOG Except that 'domus' takes the?
CFI The locative, sir.
DOG Which is?
CFI Domum. Aaah! ah.
DOG Domum... um... Understand?
CFI Yes, sir.
DOG Now write it out a hundred times.

Well Dont look at me, she started it...

DOG
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