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– Nah. Now to be sure, Begorrah and Strewth; if I wuz a Paddy and a bastard I might, just, perhaps be a wee bit offended, but happily, being neither, I couldn't give a toss. There are certain 'gentlemen' of my acquaintance who may take offence, but I cannot answer for them; (cód tost). Mo Athair would be able to explain it all so much better. But I confess to being bemused by exactly what type, or just who's guts should be spilled. Perhaps that notion is just a function of a gutfull of cheap Tasmopino beer. ($39 AUD a slab, with your Wollies voucher at BWS).
Pinky - any time it pleases you, I'll take the cork out of a bottle and toss the thing out (not the bottle), then settle down to have a quiet one, or even two with you; perhaps we could discuss (or whinge) about freedom of expression, bad manners and taking the Mickey out of Polly's; even the bumptious, pretentious wannabe Polly's. We may even contemplate "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Might be a fun evening...
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Sláinte, a chara.
Now then; Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
Heading for the land of dreams.
Toot - Yawn - toot..
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