Commencing 2015 aviation studies shall be conducted for all
grades in echelons ascending to flight levels. Toddlers and pre-schoolers
in rejuvenated DC-3s . . . . . higher and graduate studies in
Concorde and Space-Shuttle simulators. For the younger students
the singing and chanting of happy little refrains and skipping songs shall be encouraged.
Such as "FIVE. . FOUR. . THREE TWO ONE . .. WE HAVE RIP-OFF"
or "ONE FELLATOR. . TWO FELLATOR . .. THREE FELLATOR . FOUR .. "