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Old 12th Jan 2015, 10:12
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Compylot
 
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Girls please..

I know that some of you think you have all the solutions to every problem your airline faces, all gleaned from the fantastically diverse and wide ranging role that you perform within your company.

It has been proven that the perceived ability of ones own solutions to a current airlines woes is proportional to their length of service, amount of posts on pprune and also to the amount of 'red' one has consumed in an attempt to be seen as cultured and intelligent. (because we all know bogans, I mean Jetstar passengers, don't drink red!)

So, while it may seem like nothing short of a massive mistake to appoint such an obverse aviation heathen to the Qantas board, rest assured that the people who make these decisions perhaps drink a bottle or two of red of higher quality than that which you may find in the Dan Murphy's discount bin.

Now, don't you have some simulator study to concentrate on?
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