You can't work out your orientation to an aerodrome without a calibrated compass? Really?
No idea of altitude? Really? No idea?
At a speed that could be anything? Really? Anything?
I hear you Creampuff, but I am appropriately licensed to fly my aircraft and I could be at an airport near you, ( Ok not near you coz you are awsome) but I could be near Dick. The point is not everybody is as awesome as you flying without instruments.
Also, if you took that literally, then you are truly, shall we say, strange.