The minuscule is only required to turn up Mondays, before 1000 and unlock the rubber stamp box; the Murky Machiavellian crew then have free access to the rubber stamp until Friday 1700, when the minuscule wanders in (looking windswept and interesting) to lock it up again.
The smooth untroubled waters of government are rarely ruffled by interfering politicians, perish the thought and wash your mouth out. Shame on you Sarcs...
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Toot toot...
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