World's Shortest Books!
Whilst perhaps more suited for Jet Blast, a few books I recently read got me thinking. What would make the World's shortest? Perhaps 'The Australian Book of Foreplay', maybe 'The Lawyers code of Ethics'. 'The Book of French Military Victories' would definitely be a shortlist along with 'The Pilots' Guide to Fashion', maybe even include 'Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific'. And what collection would be complete without 'The Very Best of German Humour'! So, here are a few more nearer to home for all those saying hello to tomorrow;
'Efficiency in Technology' by our wonderful IT department.
'Meydan Made Easy' Accommodation department.
'Empathy with Crew' Service Delivery
'The truth in Numbers' Accounts & Finance
'Hygiene appointments Whenever' Medical
'How to drive Like a Professional' Transport
'No More Waiting!' HR Centre
'Tasty Grub' Emirates Flight Catering
'Say No to Sponsorship' Corporate Communications
'Free and Easy Parking' Procurement and logistics.
I'm sure there're many more out there...............
Harry
Last edited by harry the cod; 7th Jan 2015 at 17:47.
Reason: Reference to Parisians removed in light of the shocking events earlier today.