Was recently on a layover in incredible India. 2am arrival so in the middle of the night I was taking a warm shower and preparing to sleep. Brilliant until half way through the shower stopped, half immersed in shampoo I disgruntingly called the reception that there's no water in the shower, no hot and no cold either. Got the usual "okay, okay, no problem".
After 10 minutes someone knocked, thought that was bloody fast service till I opened the door and there stood the receptionist with a 1L bottle of water!! "Here is your water sirrrr"!!