Crazy instructors
Recently flew with a training Capt who proceeded to get out the QRH whilst on the ground and calculated landing distances for dual hydraulics and emerg elect config. Too much time in the sim! Of course he flew like sh!t and then used me as his autopilot during my sector as his way is the only way to fly.
Another training Capt started questioning cabin crew on cabin safety in the pre-flight brief. That was probably the fastest I saw someone lose the support of their crew! He must have just done his SEP refresher.
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