"Well Doris, just sit still for a few seconds longer.....
Ah, yes, here we are, your test results bring good news. Your little alien-like baby in your arms is definitely not Nutloose's or Buster's....
....I told you it was too good looking."
Ahhh sorry we were looking at its deformed back, having turned it over and seen the butt ugly alien like child you have spawned, we can confirm it is indeed yours Mrs ShyTorque.