Mr R,
I gather from your post you have done the Kabul run
Matters not what you tell them you can bet your bottom dollar some fu
er with a plum in his gob and some variation on "pips" will have confirmed "d" as the correct answer.
However you arrive in Cyprus and it's dark-o-clock and outside normal working hours, you are tired and hungry after a sleep depriving Oh my god it's early start from wiltshire......are you:-
a...bussed to a mess where there is a happy chef waiting to prepare you an apetising hot meal after a couple of long legs via "queer places"
b...expecting to arrive and find the DAMO and his staff have their finger on the pulse, a change to CSI's reveals a change of heart on the beancounter front which allows the issue of some cash in leiu of a missed meal and the bars on the strip sre still open
c...relieved to find a never ending "q" of friendly and talkative taxi drivers waiting outside the various strip locations at "last orders"
waiting patiently to take you back to block 101
d...expecting that the "Bono" aircraft, the fu
ing strimmers,cleaners and all the other asscoiated white noise that only Akroneli seems capable of generating is going to keep you up and therefore seek solice in at least two slabs of Keo from VAHS
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced