(big sigh)
You start a tongue-in-cheek thread on Pprune hoping to raise a few titters but it ends up as another slanging match, even putting the willies up the venerable StopStart. Do you...
a) Respectfully request that non-Ascoteers desist
b) Sit back and watch the flak
c) Cease Ppruning forthwith
d) Put it down to jealousy and press on regardless
Here's a golden oldie...
You wake up in a foreign land in a strange room. You are naked. All your clothes are missing. You vaguely remember a beautiful maiden. Do you...
a) Try to contact the Embassy
b) Wrap yourself in a sheet and make the best of a bad situation
c) Cry yourself to sleep and hope it will all go away
d) Take a revenge crap in the bed, then look up to see a puzzled maiden standing in the doorway with all your clothes laundered, pressed and folded.
keep on truckin'