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Old 19th Dec 2014, 18:09
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wings folded
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: egsh
Posts: 415
The police stopped responding to my neighbour's call outs after they had denounced for the seventeeth time that there was a dangerous lunatic at large in my street (me) who actually enjoyed eating well prepared sprouts.

I had eleven cautions, three arrests with subseuqent release, one overall body search and two policemen (we don't have cops) who admitted that they liked sprouts.

(I made up some of the above)
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