Seen on a North Sea Aviation Web Site Frequented by Helicopter Pilots
"I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local
Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its center.
Now, the Aberdeenshire Police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland
Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in
the UK are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer."