Judging time .... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ba ding!(drum roll)
Equal 3rd:
The boyfriend nudged me last night at 3am and said he fancied a 69, I said if you think I'm cooking at this time of night your mad!
(jwcook)
"They are to warn the rest of the PLAF that we are ladyboys"
(Nutloose)
2nd:
So ... Sir would like the full Six Handed Fantasy Fighter Pilot Thai Massage ... That'll be 50 Baht please
(Coffman Starter)
and the winner:
"Oh what? I just had surgery to get rid of one of these!"
(Runaway Gun)
Take it away RG!