The day the Fire Section put the roast potatos (still in the pan of cooking oil) under the grill to keep warm, retired to tv room and the footy....
Then forgot all about it until the smoke, flames and alarm kicked off....
New cooker & kitchen from Works Flight and after it made the Sun more 'Fire Prevention' leaflets, offers of fire prevention course's, smoke alarms etc than the posty was happy humping to the post room from Fire Stations across the UK....
I have no idea how the secret got out, honest....