Duplo, I'm a trucky. I would post some witty repartee but I fear it would be greeted with another depressing post from you.
Notwithstanding the lightheartedness with which the first post was made you have failed to detect the irony in some of the subsequent posts.
jack_k - whom I assume to be army - was having a dig at the treatment of pax whilst beagle was having a dig at the oft useless system that we truckies work for.
Take a pill mate