I don't often disagree with you Jock - but I will here.
I really enjoy Florida: relaxed people, minimal but okay airports, a chance to drop in on places like Jack Browns or at the right time of year Sun N Fun. Plus a particular favourite of mine - alligator spotting. Not to mention the joys of CB dodging! ALso a bit of interest in going out to the Keys.
Not as spectactular as the scenery in many parts of the world (or other parts of the USA) I'll grant you, but it does have its moments and is a thoroughly enjoyable flying environment in my opinion.