Yes, a good tip there Howard. Don't poke the bear.
But, I wonder if Ramp Check is just a big con. It isn't featured by that name in any regulation I can find, and I've not yet found the topic elsewhere in the regs. I think it will exist, in some cryptic fashion.
I'm reliably informed the following took place early this year:
There once was a couple ramp checkers,
Who thought they had quite large peckers.
They hopped the fence at Point Cook Airshow,
And headed off airside to go play Rambo.
The RAAF police weren’t having any of this,
Told them to leave, and don’t stop for a piss:
"This is not a civilian airfield – get your asses back over that fence, NOW!"