Ascoteers Multiple Choice
Time for a little light relief, I'll get it started
1. Which is the fastest car in the world?
a) McLaren F1
b) Ferrari F40
c) Lambourghini
d) A Hire Car
2. You arrive at your luxurious hotel to find that your crate of beer is lukewarm. Do you...
a) E - Cat the ALM
b) Phone room service for ice and chuck it in the bath
c) Put it in the mini-bar after removing all the contents
d) Put the beer in the bidet with the cold tap running until all the labels soak off, blocking the bidet and flooding the bathroom/room/entire floor of the hotel
3. A bad olive appears to have upset your tummy and on returning to your hotel room, you vomit over the TV. Do you...
a) Phone the manager, apologise and agree a small settlement
b) Wipe it down as best you can with tissues
c) Hide the TV in the wardrobe
d) Take the TV into the shower with you to clean it, and then drop the TV, destroying it and smashing the toilet
One for the Ground Engineers:-
4. During a refuel in the States, you manage to vent fuel all over the dispersal and are presented with a $1000.00 bill for the clean up. Do you...
a) Phone the Captain and let him sort it out
b) Phone the Co-pilot to bring the imprest
c) Phone the Embassy
d) Pay the bill out of your own pocket but get a receipt for $2000.00
Got the idea? Join in everyone!
(Notice that 'd' is always the correct answer)
(Also notice that you can disguise a true story in your contribution)