Fionn, are you a licensed pilot? Perhaps a review of your training will remind you that some of what you've mentioned is nearly impossible to fly legally, and other difficult to accomplish safely.
Having adventures in planes is great, but perhaps reining in your expectations would make your plan more palatable for others in our industry. There will be a line beyond which aviation will be less inclined to cater to non serious thrill seekers. You may be near that line.....