Alright, let's call this one. Not a great photo admittedly, but I cannot believe that the obvious winning entry was never entered:
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
That said:
In second place and responsible for taking the helm should the winner not post within 24 hours is
Buster Hyman's
CRIKEY! That's what I call a PEZ!!!!
And the winner is
ValMORNA's
Do you have one in Right-Hand Drive?
Over to you, sir...