A and C - you just don't get it, do you? Someone with taste and sensitivity to fly a real aeroplane like a Chippy as opposed to an aerial motor car like a PA28 wouldn't go within a mile of a pint of lager!
Step - enjoy your Bugatti with its drip-free modern diesel engine. I'll enjoy the character of an original and use an oil tray. We have Lycoming Chippys over here for glider tugging, and they look and sound awful. A great flat conk instead of that slender dH nose, and no more lovely Gipsy blatter either. And the prop goes round the wrong way!
I suppose you'd put one in a Spitfire as well!