Daily mail, first with the news again!
Next up, Man Eats Breakfast in Morning Before Work.
A source close to the individual, believed to be his wife, stated that he "put on his shirt just like every day, but had to think which tie to wear."
Researchers claim that ties are the most common neck accessory for male office workers.
There, I'm ready to work for the Mail!!! By the way...how does a road have a heart??