I am on a par with Bernie, save for all those before his GSM; and all those after. Me n Monty eh? Who'da thought it.
Apparently Monty was once inspecting a parade, and paused in front of a man who was wearing a solitary ribbon, that of the Territorial Efficiency Medal. The great man spoke,
"Do you know, you are the only man on this parade who has a medal which I don't have!"