The firies laid down foam for him to land on, but the pilot thought to himself, "
No way I am going anywhere that sh*t"! - so he landed to the left of it.
Well done that man - nice bit of flying, I thought!
Dr 
PS: He got out and went round the front to inspect the nose wheel. Might have been a bit embarrassing if it had collapsed and the nose of the aeroplane konked him on the head. However, that is just an observation - not dumping on the pilot. Aeroplane is in good shape, pilot walked away - good job, I say!