A pilot walks up to Headland reception and says, "I'd like a room for a month and 96 key cards please"
Duty front desk person goes "Is this a joke?"
Pilot says no, "No, the only joke is this cxheadland instigated policy, here's $24,000 of my finest hk dollars"
He continued "The other 95 all pay me $250/month, and because of time in/out of hong kong, there'll only be about 50 cases at any one time in the room. Make it on the 4th floor my man and close to the lifts. Chip chop! "
Beats paying 'market rates!' - as if!!