Nothing wrong with that aeroplane in the pub carpark, that a proper number plate wouldn't fix!
After all, driving on public roads with an unregistered vehicle, is a pretty serious offence in the West!
A quick trip down to the local authorised vehicle inspection station would see every single listed inspection item, passed with flying colours!
Lighting fitted and working - Tick
Dimensions measured - Tick
Brakes checked for correct operation - Tick
Steering checked for excessive play or looseness - Tick
Seatbelts fitted and operational - Tick
"Uh-Oh! Hang on! We've got a couple of slight problems here ...
No mudguards fitted ...
Tyre tread depth below legal limit ...
No windscreen wipers and washers fitted ..."
"Just run her back to the garage and get those little items attended to, and present it again in the morning, and I'll pass it for registration, straight up! ..."
"Did you want personalised plates, or just the ordinary type??" ....