"We had a great collection of 3 Sqn Heli songs. Used to sit out in Skid Row or in the bar thinking them up. Dave Long was chief writer.
I don't want to go to Dhofa
I don't want to go to War
I'd really rather be in a hell crew of three
Drinking wine and screwing hosties
Don't want a bullet up my backside
Don't want my bollocks shot away
I'd rather be a heli
A super contract heli
And fornicate my fcuking life away
Monday off we went to Simba
Tuesday Simba once again
On Wednesday just for fun, we did another run
Thursday stand by shock horror mercy
Friday i nearly caught a Katushka
Saturday was just another run, on Sunday silly nannas
They sank the Al Sultana
And now we're doing fifty trips a week, cor blimey....."