Valley, mid 60s, Sgts' Mess, mid winter. At bar, regular, misogynistic bachelor Pay Accounts Scottish F Sgt. Enters local 'lady' in latest 'pussy pelmet' style dress and with her bouffant hair-do covered in silver sparkly substance. One of bar supporters queries "Is that snow on your hair, Xxxxx?" Instant intervention from Jock " Och no, that's hoar frost!" ... I don't think she got it!!
