Eject,
Sorry I haven't replied but have been tied up with other things of late (I really do wish the wife would stop doing that).
Anyway, this is PPs thread and there are plenty of other "oldies V the rest" threads around, I will e-mail you soon with the problem as I see it (more from experiences of good friends than my own).
Once again , Pilot Pete, thankyou for your story.
Bovey, TOP poem!