Another RAAF cadet story...
Noticed potential Maverick had gone pale and started sweating,
"Are you OK, Sunshine?"
"No, Sir. I think I'm gonna be sick!"
"Where's your chuck bag?"
"I haven't got one."
"Well use your headset bag. No! That's mine, where's yours?"
"I haven't got one.
"Then take off your shoe!"
Hot tip #1.
Good idea was to tell them to pull the front of their shirt up over their nose as it would make them feel better.
Not really, but it does contain it well.
An owner raved for three days about how easy it was to take a whizz after I told him about kneeling backwards on the seat.
Hot tip#2
Don't take sub 600ml containers with you.
First, opening WAY too small.
Secondly, fills up too fast.
Thirdly, turbulence, no autopilot and trying to switch bottles while pinching it off midstream ain't easy.
Was flying JH's last Pacific ferry with him and a mate in the other plane. Mate gets out at Californiay in his undies.
"J was trying to change his catheter bag over and pissed all over me!"
