The Pope arrives in heaven a few days after Bill Clinton (yes it is possible!!!) and are having a conversation.
The Pope asks Bill what heaven is like and Bill says that he has been meeting all the important people up there - God, St Peter, The Virgin Mary etc....
Bill then asks the Pope who in heaven he mostly wants to meet. The Pope replies "Since I was in the seminary, I have been wanting to meet The Virgin Mary, because of her chastity and purity"
Billy boy then grins cheekily to the Pope and replies " Virgin Mary?, you are a bit late for that buddy boy"
