LOL, and why would the stewardess agree? She'd just have to accidentally spill some coffee of uncomfortable heat on his pants and off she goes.
Strange world we live in. Did those two get a lot of talking and no bisquits after this was published?
The Osama one... I don't know if it is hilarious or insulting. It definitively is eerie to think that he actually was "up in the cockpit" in some way during 11 Sep 2001.