Ok, lets call it...
Honourable mention to Surplus for:
Lady on the left: "I met him on an internet dating site, we never met before the wedding, he said he was hung like a horse."
Runner up to Bob for:
The American Army's try at establishing a Household Cavalry was nothing to shout about.
But this weeks winner, with extra points for a lack of gratuitous use of my moniker goes to
Squeaker!
Can someone pass me a megaphone please?
I'm a little horse...
