You can't keep a Good Story Down !
Chugalug,
First heard that one 72 years ago at 57 OTU at Hawarden. Visiting Brigadier is being shown round a Spit. "But where does the NCO sit ?" Being told the horrifying truth: "Do you mean to tell me........?" etc.
Truly: "There is no new thing under the Sun" !
Thank you for rescuing the Thread from the Slough of Despond (aka Page 2 of "Military Aviation").
Danny.