Heathrow GMC: "(Callsign), Monitor Tower 118.5"
Numpty Pilot: "Monitor 118.5, (Callsign)"
Typical response from Numpty Pilot: "Tower Good Morning this is (Numpty Pilot in...) (Callsign) monitoring 118.5, we're just leaving the Charlies, we'll hold on the left until you call us, but we are ready and can take Block 17 if available…"
Heathrow AIR: "(Callsign), just Monitor Tower 118.5"
Typical response from Numpty Pilot: "Roger Tower, monitoring 118.5, Standing by…"
Heathrow AIR: …throws his headset on the desk and screams STFU...