Hey, remember the old (A Scale) Cathay wife jokes?
What did a Cathay wife wear to her husband's funeral: a black tennis dress.
Why did CX pilots hide HKD 1,000 bills down their trousers: it was the only $1,000 their wives would't blow in Lane Crawford.
What would a Cathay wife do thirty minutes before sex: drop her husband off at Kai Tak.
One Cathay captain didn't bother reporting his wife's stolen credit card; the thief was spending less than his wife had been.
On a more serious note, those same A Scale wives' well-paid husbands routinely went that extra mile , worked days off and 'helped out' in typhoons...and the real JOKE is the lowering experience levels within the company.
Last edited by Captain Dart; 24th Oct 2014 at 20:33.