Oh, the sad impatience of those "CapCom" addicts who must sit with their noses glued to the screen, waiting for their next "fix"....
Some of us have to go out and work for a living...outside, away from our PC .
Wensleydale: A very close second place with:
The North Korean Army discovers a problem with their new 3D printer technology.
But Roadster280 just clinched first prize with one of those rare, but totally appropriate, one word answers: