@fergineer
For a small consideration, I might be prepared to keep the little s$ds out of your way in a separate room. My services as a reader of 'Winnie the Pooh' and 'The House at Pooh Corner' (only the full text with the Shephard illustrations, of course, none of yer Walt Disney rubbish) have been much called upon by distraught parents over the years. I believe my disconsolate Eeyore and panicked Piglet to be the definitive examples of the genre. Aussies might, I suppose, wish to criticise my Kanga and Roo but I think they're pretty good.
To keep 4Greens happy, in the first story of the first book, Pooh goes flying (under a balloon to steal honey) but is shot down by Christopher Robin. And in the second book, Tigger is an obvious WIWOL.
