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Old 21st May 2003, 05:31
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JimNich

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Being an Op Fresco fireman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
Before you mount your Goddess you’ve gotta carefully roll your hose out and make sure your standpipe is upright and positioned correctly. Depending on the condition of the pit you might have to put a sheath on the cock (but always take this with you when you pull out as these are in short supply).
Fit your hose firmly into the Goddess (being careful to get the right hole) and give it a good couple of screws, press the tit and pretty soon your hose will go really stiff and you’ll be gushing at the nozzle in no time.
She may be old but treat the Goddess correctly and you’ll be pumping away all day.
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