LPPMO - the work of Dick 'Whizzbang' W*s*l**e who, despite doing very well at RAFC, Valley and Brawdy, with a posting to Harriers awaiting him, decided to jack the whole thing in and to emigrate...
Nice chap - and an Oxford rowing Blue.
L*s H*w* did at least see the funny side of LPPMO. Or perhaps it was the news that he'd been selected for an exchange tour on the F-106 in Florida, IIRC?