Old 10th Oct 2014, 14:59
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According to the Duffelblog ...

Dennis Rodman has taken control of North Korea in a violent coup d'état.

The good news is that there's no longer a requirement for all North Korean men to wear the same "Chinese smuggler" haircut, but the bad news is that Dennis now wants all of them to wear wedding gowns of his own design.

In another report, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in exile on a sheep station "somewhere in New Zealand."

Reporters seeking access to the station rumored to be the site where Kim is now residing were barred from entry and threatened with legal action if they attempted to name the station owner, a notorious near-septuagenarian eccentric who is known to serve as an Honorary Consul for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

These rumors, as yet unconfirmed, were further strengthened by recent sightings of a convoy of lorries loaded with Swiss cheese and Courvoisier cognac, escorted by two large black automobiles identified as Lincoln Continentals, one with a flower-decked coffin on its roof, all making their way slowly over deeply rutted dirt roads towards this remote sheep station.
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