I say, ok, listen up, ya?
Racedo's wish being my demand, the following will report to OC Ops immediately:-
For his proficiency in telly-gazing, Buster Hyman is Highly Commended:
"But I'm a Celebrity! You've got to get me out of here!"
For his empathic use of the RAF Standard Screwdriver when speaking to members of the opposite sex, NutLoose wins a well-deserved Third Prize:
"Hello, is that the WRAC block, is that you Doris? Hi, I was just thinking about you, a huge fecking land crab just crawled past our O.P. and it reminded me I had news for you."
For his marriage counselling skills, the greatly respected Dr Racedo is awarded a whopping great Second Prize:
"Yes, Darling I love you, but how the hell the stag night in Blackpool translates to here I do not know. And there is some crazy white dude beside me."
Lastly but firstly dear hearts, hot and brown and green and steaming out of Cows getting bigger comes an n-mega dollop of a First Prize:
"Yes, I'm trying to get it on with my bitch and there's some pervert trying to take pictures of us."
I say, well done all for some snork-filled entries! Where's that prisnah gorn? He's escaped!
Over to the land of cows and buttercups...